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.. title: Episode Twenty Five: Smake
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.. slug: twenty-five
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.. date: 2020-09-26
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<p>The Notes:</p>
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<li>Al Pastor was having a smoke with the crew of the imaginary game show and pretends to know about show biz</li>
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<li>It turns out that was all a hallucination and he ends up back with the gang</li>
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<li>Jobin uses his magic eyes again, and reveals he can’t squint and sing at the same time! All the power of his vocal chords are going into his eyes</li>
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<li>Tiff, Bobby, and Jobin have a flashback to when they tried to make a gameshow once back home, and make a veteran of the Battle of Year 1 (old man Withers) injure himself trying to participate</li>
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<li>Jobin with his sight sees a lever and a wheel near a bolted door (the rest of the party only sees the door)</li>
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<li>Jobin tries to pull the lever and move the wheel, and Teddy tries to help based on looking at where Jobin is trying to pull the lever but can't because it's magic</li>
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<li>Jobin sharts with effort</li>
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<li>Bobby is endowed with super strength and tries to open the door and Jobin and Al rush to help him</li>
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<li>The bar is now at a 12 o'clock position and swings the other way in a circle -- the door is now open</li>
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<li>We see the Wheel of Fortune in the room!!</li>
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<li>Al gives it a spin <3</li>
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<li>Teddy summons Vera Wang to watch Al spin it (Eddie fucked up and meant Vanna White but we kept her)</li>
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<li>The wheel is spun and it lands on the 100 and flicks back over the to the ?? one</li>
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<li>From the wheel comes a larger body, to a 100 foot long snake named Smake!!</li>
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<li>He says "who dares play with my penis!!"</li>
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<li>Jobin asks for help and apologizes for groping him without permish</li>
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<li>Smake asks us to answer his riddle or die</li>
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<li>The riddle is: what's old and new, white and black, day and night, infinite and nothing, loud and quiet, and big and small</li>
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<li>Teddy asks how many chances we get, [Mrs.] Smake replies 3</li>
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<li>Teddy asks Jobin if Mrs. Smake is real and she is</li>
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<li>Jobin reveals his name to Mrs. Smake and she starts a beef</li>
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<li>Dola tells Jobin to capture the beast in the oceanwinder</li>
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<li>Jobin goes into his mindsauce and asks Chefto Bismal for help, on the condition that Jobin comes over for a Fishmas feast, on the day before Fishmas. Chefto says the answer is love. Jobin wants to kill himself.</li>
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<li>Mrs. Smake says she is the spirit of the Earth and that she's lived in the library for 500 billion years</li>
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<li>Jobin gives her the answer "love" and Mrs. Smake reveals another gameshow</li>
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<li>It's now hangman (boxes manifest and then they have to fill it in)and Jobin (host) and Al are participating. The blanks are: "_____ _______ ___ ____"</li>
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<li>Tiffany also ends up competing, to beat Mrs. Smake and put her in the oceanwinder</li>
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<li>It fills in to be "Chefto Bismal's Big Cock"</li>
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<li>They capture Mrs. Smake!!!! And in Jobin's mindsauce she and Chefto are fucking</li>
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<li>There is a library revealed, and when the 35th book on the right is pulled, the walls fall and the book entitled "The Secrets of Ancient Brittanica" is there on a table alone</li>
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<li>The library was an illusion to protect this one book!</li>
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<li>Jobin picks it up and puts it into his pocket (it folds to the size of an ipad mini)</li>
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