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.. title: Episode Twenty One: Birth of Ryder Loveless
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.. slug: twenty-one
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.. date: 2020-06-18
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<p>The Notes:</p>
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<li>Crew is back on the boat</li>
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<li>Jobin is trying to sleep, Teddy looking for Jobin, Dola is at the helm pretending to steer even though the boat is docked, Al is in the row's nest, and Bobby is ????? (missed this part), Tiffany is in the kitchen looking for a cure to her nausea</li>
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<li>Turned out to find Dola Family nausea cure: seawater, more seawater, and a lock of hair from a giant baby</li>
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<li>Tiff got the giant baby's permission to have one of his "natty dreads". Tiff leaves because she feels awkward in the same room as Lisa Newcar (who was also in the room)</li>
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<li>Bobby had a flashback--his dad and mom divorced and his brother went over to the dark side</li>
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<li>The DoGoods don't talk good</li>
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<li>Chancefor Highjinx</li>
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<li>Ancient undergound library of Britannican texts, location has been lost</li>
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<li>Specialized in morning sickness nausea remedies, makeup tutorials, and ancient Britannican texts</li>
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<li>Jobin asked the spirit if they could figure out where Highjinx's library is</li>
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<li>Teddy manages to tune in to Jobin's "Miondsause"</li>
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<li>Jobin's Mindsauce looks like Kokiri Forest combined with the Paul Vaerhoeven film, "Showgirls"</li>
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<li>Music in Jobin's Mindsauce is Nocturne in E Flat Minor</li>
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<li>There, they learn that Highjinx has been dead for 1,000 years</li>
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<li>But he had a great great great grandson: Chancefor Wire(?)</li>
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<li>The library is a snake, that way it's always moving and hard to find</li>
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<li>If we learn to :"Sign with the ocean" we could find it</li>
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<li>According to Bismol, this is a job for Jobin's friend "Steven"</li>
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<li>We appear in Chefto Bismol's mindsauce, it is the VOID</li>
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<li>(Teddy's Mindsauce, for the record, is Dola's ship. Only Dola's room is now Teddy's room, and everyone else has posters of an adventurous Teddy posted on their walls)</li>
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<li>Cut back to Tiff</li>
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<li>She's getting some seawater</li>
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<li>When she combines the materials, it turns into a whiteclaw-like substance</li>
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<li>And she. Feels. FABULOUS.</li>
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<li>Tiff returns to the others--meets up with Dola, Bobby (and Al Pastor?)</li>
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<li>Dola checks with her boys. They're ready for battle</li>
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<li>Cut to Al Pastor. He sees an army approaching with his spyglass</li>
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<li>Cut back to the mindsauce of Chefto Bismol</li>
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<li>Jobin & Teddy see a doorway at the bottom of the void</li>
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<li>We snap back to reality</li>
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<li>Cut to Tiffany</li>
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<li>Bobby is worried that there is a demon in her belly</li>
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<li>Tiffany suddenly rumbles--the tonic she made induces labor!</li>
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<li>Teddy and Jobin are called for to help.</li>
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<li>The boys, Dola, Teddy, and Jobin bring Tiffany to the "nice guest room" to make sure she's comfortable.</li>
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<li>Tiffany's labor begins to progress very quickly, and Teddy offers that he can cast a spell to reduce the size of the child once he's able to see them in order to ease out the birth</li>
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<li>A lengthy back and forth regarding patient autonomy, informed consent with respect to medical procedure, Wizard Dulas, and Bobby's assertion as to the virtue of natural birth ensues.</li>
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<li>When Tiffany learns that the baby-shrinking won't be permanent, she elects for the procedure.
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The baby launches out like a cork, and is caught by Jobin</li>
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<li>The baby is kinda jacked for a baby, and has hoof-like features up to their ankle</li>
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<li><strong>Congratulations, Tiffany! Ryder Loveless is brought into the world!</strong></li>
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<li>Meanwhile above deck…</li>
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<li>Al pastor and Bobby valiantly direct Motro and the Boys to begin battle preparations, readying the cannons, flying sails, etc</li>
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<li>As they complete their preparations, they see an enemy ship--The Blue Spider--approaching</li>
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<li>At the helm is non other than Drachma and Bobby DoGood's mother!</li>
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<li>DUN DUN DUN</li>
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